Winona Ryder Provides More Evidence that Jeff Bridges Is the Keanu Reeves of Tom Hanks

I feel like if they didn’t want us to laugh at it they could have come up with a different name for this condition. (Also, Gluteal Amnesia is my new band’s name. DIBS. I CALLED IT.) (NYT gifted article)

How people really believe this Traylor relationship is fake, I have no idea, but OK? This ridic contract strategy that was circling the internet, OTOH, that was too idiotic to be believed, and yet… - (LG)

Speaking of Taylor’s boyfriend, kind of? Drew Magary has this year’s Why Your Team Sucks, and since I stopped watching football a couple of years ago, I’m going to assume that he’s 100% right about absolutely everything in here. - (Defector)

If anyone finds my eyeballs please let me know; I rolled them so hard they fell right out of my skull: Bill Maher Defends Cheryl Hines Against “Obnoxious Posers” After RFK Jr. Endorses Trump (Deadline)

Let’s talk about good guys now: Jeff Bridges, an all-around good guy, by all accounts. In fact, I’m going to include this Instagram post of Bridges about an old mutual acquaintance of ours to bolster what a good guy Mr. Bridges is. Also, this is one of the few times I’m going to recommend you read the Celebitchy comments. - (Celebitchy)

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This father’s absolute emotional intelligence and patience, as he guides his daughter through her fear (and pain) of falling, should be taught in parenting classes. - (Facebook)

Andra Day looks good in this outfit, but like Heather, I would also KILL FOR THE WEATHER in which to wear this outfit. - (GFY)

It’s so good to see Donna Lynne Champlin (My Crazy Ex-Girlfriend’s Paula) again! - (Bustle)

Oh, hello! It’s a new month, so here’s your new peri/meno content: “Menopause Belly” For or against? I’m voting against it, thanks! What’s that? Don’t get a vote. Awesome. - (SM)

Paddington’s Ben Whishaw Says Being Gay in Early 2000s Was Viewed as ‘Disability’ - (PEOPLE)

Jimmy Fallon’s Tonight Show will move to four nights a week instead of five. - (LateNighter)

You might need to zoom in because Yoshi is soooo smol!

And because he was so small, you get two this week! YAY! It’s only fair.