Laura Benanti to Zachary Levi: 'F--- Off Forever'

I could kiss Laura Benanti right on her beautiful truth-speaking lips! Zachary Levi never fooled her with his nice act. - (Socialite’s Life)

Is there anything the Reagan Administration didn’t make worse? “Food Deserts” have only really existed since the ’80s. This is an interesting history behind the law that helped cause them. - (The Atlantic)

Speaking of making things worse, the Critics Choice Awards pulled Last Week Tonight with John Oliver from awards consideration because they changed the category it was in but didn’t create a new category for it to go to … awkward. - (THR)

A Brazen Assassination Tests the Boundaries of Humor and Good Taste - (LateNighter)

From Dustin: The answer to whether or not the next Game of Thrones book is coming is ‘I’m alive right now. I seem pretty vital.” - (Gizmodo)

It happened two days ago, so you may have already forgotten about it. Life moves pretty fast. For six hours, South Korea was under martial law. This is a fantastic first-person account of what those six hours were like by an American journalist who happened to be there, and was also a little bit drunk. - (The Verge)

Angelina Jolie wants that Oscar for Maria so much that she actually went on a late-night talk show. This is serious. - (Lainey Gossip)

Kathy Griffin’s revenge on Sharon Stone is cold and calculated, and emmereffin’ brilliant! - (Celebitchy)

This Earworm Eraser is emmereffin’ brilliant too! - (NPR)

YAY! I love the GFY Gift Guide! I for sure will be getting the 30 Second Dance Party. Don’t you judge me! Yes, I work at home. Alone. I NEED IT! - (GFY)

And as a gift to us all: Nick Fuentes was arrested and charged with battery! - (TMS)

This is also how I walk in new snow boots.