A Spotify Executive Calls Prince Harry and Meghan Markle 'F***ing Grifters'

OMG, UPS! Give the drivers whatever they want and/or need! Did we learn nothing from the past few years? These people are invaluable! - (Gizmodo)

Spotify has dropped Meghan Markle and Prince Harry after a year in which the streaming audio service paid them $20 million. That’s not the interesting part. The interesting part is that Bill Simmons — head of The Ringer podcasts and now an executive at Spotify — also called them “f**king grifters.” Simmons is not a fan of Prince Harry, which has less to do with his association with the Royal Family and more to do with the fact that he was paid $20 million and only delivered 12 podcast episodes. (NYPost)

Google made millions of dollars in ads from, and gave grants to, “crisis pregnancy centers” that work to prevent women from accessing abortions. Not cool, Google. - (Wired)

Kim Kardashian wants to date a guy with no baggage. OK, well, maybe look for a guy outside of the whole LA/Hollywood/Music/Sports/FAME scene to start with. Buuut, I’m not the boss of her, it’s just a suggestion. - (Celebitchy)

“Revenge Bedtime Procrastination” is my new band name; I call it! It’s also my personal sick cycle of self-abuse. - (PS)

This headline made me do a hearty guffaw! “A Source Says Sami Sheen Might Be Calling Herself A “Sex Worker” Just To Bother Her Dad, Charlie Sheen” AND she’s pulling in about $80K a month? Good for her! - (Dlisted)

Librarians are doing way more than just telling patrons to “shush” and explaining how the card catalog works (I don’t know - do libraries still have card catalogs? I’m a very old person! Here, have a Werther’s Original and pipe down. Nana’s stories are on.) - (The Walrus)

Being a teenage girl is hard no matter when you grew up. Rereading diaries from your teenage years? Ugh, still unpleasant no matter when you grew up. - (The Guardian)

Brooklyn Beckham is determined to make this cooking thing a thing. I don’t think it’s going to work out for him. - (Delish)

Sarah gives the What We Do in the Shadows season 5 trailer the attention it deserves! Oh, how I miss those scamps. - (Lainey Gossip)

“Trump Offered to Buy ‘Food for Everyone’ at Miami Diner, Then Bailed Without Paying” Well I, for one, am shocked. Simply gobsmacked. You don’t say. Wow. Etc. - (Jezebel)

This beautiful accessible walkway through the treetops in Norway’s Hamaren Activity Park is a work of art. - (Colossal)

Hahahahaha, I dare you to only watch this once! You can’t. You can’t do it.