Don't Panic Over Zendaya and Tom Holland Break-Up Rumors

By Lainey Bobainey | Pajiba Love | January 13, 2024 |

By Lainey Bobainey | Pajiba Love | January 13, 2024 |

Why is it so hard for Jo Koy to just say he told some crappy jokes and he’s sorry? Why is that so hard, Jo? - (Celebitchy)

Joy Behar claimed that she turned down the role of Ted Lasso’s mom, which is apparently news to Jason Sudeikis and Brendan Hunt. - (Daily Beast)

Fox is bringing psychics on their shows now, and it’s still not looking good for Trump. - (TMS)

“TikTok is full of millennial gray, competitive hygiene, and bleach.” TikTok would have loved growing up with my stepmother. - (VOX)

The GenZ response to “quiet luxury” is now “Loud Budgeting.” My husband has no problem telling me about our LOUD BUDGETING and neither of us is GenZ, but that may be because of my GenX “hard of hearing luxury” - (Lifehacker)

There was a 60 Minutes/Dateline/20/20 episode last year about how eBay executives terrorized, cyberstalked, real-life stalked, and harassed a couple who wrote an unflattering newsletter article about eBay. Eventually, seven people pled guilty and some were sentenced to prison. Now, eBay has to pay $3M also. - (ABC)

Ok, yes, Zendaya did unfollow Tom Holland on IG, but don’t panic! - (Lainey Gossip)

It’s a new month (and a new year - happy new year, by the way!) so here’s a long but worthwhile article on the current and upcoming treatments for peri- and post-menopausal sexual health issues. tl;dr - GenX isn’t going gently into that good night! - (Cosmopolitan)

For anyone who has been around here for many years, my love of Busy Phillips is well-documented. That said, Busy. Busy, girl. Busy, what is that dress even? Like. What? - (GFY)

I also freakin’ love Mean Girls, so I’m excited (and apprehensive?) to see the new Mean Girls musical movie EXTRAVAGANZA! Dustin will have a review up later today, but if you don’t mind mini-spoilers, some of the favorite lines from the original don’t make it into the new version. That’s so not fetch. - (EW)

Bill Hayes, forever Doug Williams of Days of our Lives, has passed away at age 98. Our condolences to Susan, his wife of 50 years. - (People)

Simba has asked you *thrice* now!