Tom Holland & Zendaya Got Married: Everyone Freak Out!

Thank you for your very nice birthday wishes! Mike, in his advanced age, forgot to mention that it was also HIS birthday yesterday! I hope he had a most lovely day. And happy birthday today to longtime Pajiba Eloquent Lauren_Lauren, who tragically only has a birthday every 4 years but tries to horn in on mine every single year even though she can literally decide to use March 1st as her birthdate and not my birthdate, but she won’t do that because she’s Canadian just awful contrary.

Tom Holland and Zendaya are married! Or at least that’s what PEOPLE says, and after the Pink debacle, let’s hope they’re right. (PEOPLE)

Chet Hanks, why are you so incapable of being a functioning adult? - (SF Chronicle)

This content creator (I’m not gonna’ call people ‘influencers;’ you can’t make me) discovered how hard it can be for adult women — of all ages — to make friends, so she did something about it, and OMG, if I didn’t loathe summer, I would actually be tempted to sign up! - (PEOPLE)

Surprise, You Might Be Canadian And Not Even Know It! (Hmmm, maybe I should be nicer to Lauren_Lauren… we might be twins, separated at birth!) - (Wonkette)

Mark Ruffalo, Jack White, Carrie Coon, and many others have much to say about the U.S. attacks on Iran. Celebrities, they’re just like us! - (Variety Australia)

Who watches The View? Like, I’m serious, what is their demographic, because I do not understand why they have Elisabeth Hasselbeck guest-hosting this week. - (EW)

I didn’t watch the State of the Union last week (which feels like forEVER ago now), but I read this and I’m pretty sure it’s more accurate. - (McSweeney’s)

Wait! Have we even talked about this? Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Cecily Strong starring in an Apple dramedy? Happy birthday to me! -(Lainey Gossip)

Didn’t see that coming — Ghosts is getting a feature film. The British one, not the American one. - (BBC)

BAFTA swears they told the BBC to edit out the n-word from the broadcast. - (Celebitchy)

Why are so many women getting ADHD diagnoses in midlife? Spoiler: It’s perimenopause. It’s why I finally got diagnosed. I thought I was losing my damn mind or had early-onset dementia. - (The Cut)

Kelly Osbourne joined her mother, Sharon, at the BRIT Awards yesterday. There were a lot of people who expressed genuine concern over her appearance, as well as those who made very rude comments about her extreme weight loss. -(EW)

After hearing Cillian Murphy recommend John McGahern, ashvader picked up his Amongst Women. “There is just something so compelling about reading stories on everyday people living their lives, with all the undercurrents slowly being revealed to the reader.” Is there an actor whose book recommendations you trust? (Cannonball Read 18)

Good dogs and good peoples!

Dutch Bros employees surprised a shelter volunteer with enough pup cups for every dog in the shelter. 13/10 for all (TT: juliesaraceno2)

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