Gisele Bündchen Left Tom Brady Because of a Horoscope? OK

According to a new book on Tom Brady, a source close to the retired quarterback claims Gisele Bündchen may have left him because of her horoscope, as we crazy women so often do. I’ll be over here rolling my eyes forever. - (EW)

I mean, if Prince Harry is going to skydive, this seems like a pretty good reason. - (Celebitchy)

The 2026 MTV Video Music Awards air tonight, and if you’re wondering who’s who and what’s what, here’s your info. I have no idea who any of the people in the Best New Artist category are; never heard of a single one of them. Why yes, I am very ok with being old and out of touch. - (Vulture)

Robert Pattinson reveals his favorite meme of himself: ‘It makes me feel like a boomer.’ I enjoy him! - (Entertainment Weekly)

86-year-old actor Ken Jenkins may not be headed back to Sacred Heart Hospital for this new season of Scrubs. - (AVC)

Oh, hey - there may be lead in your cinnamon! And wheat in your sugar! Ahhh, remember when we used to be able to buy food and there was a pretty decent chance that it had been inspected by trained people who worked for the government? Good times, good times… - (Country Updates)

Florence Pugh is calling out the men who stayed (and continue to stay) quiet about the horrendous Cornell gang r@pe lawsuit. “How can you expect us to trust that it’s ‘not all men’ when in moments like this, many of you stay quiet?” - (The Wrap)

Colin Jost just marked his 250th SNL episode. He didn’t always do Weekend Update with Michael Che, though. He started with Cecily Strong. - (LateNighter)

And speaking of Cecily, she’s enjoying motherhood and hoping her daughter learns her best cuss words from her. - (SM)

There are some interesting and gorgeous beadwork and fabrics in this show, but there are also a couple of gowns that I’m certain are basically copied from the crochet toilet paper doll covers my great-aunt used to have. - (GFY)

LittlePlat (a real-life entomologist) has had a banger of a reading year so far, and The Works of Vermin by Hiron Ennes continues the spree. “It is also a fantasy entomologist’s delight. As someone who has described their chosen career at times as that of a glorified exterminator, this pleased me to no end.” Is there a character who has the fantasy version of your profession? (Cannonball Read 18)

I have always wanted a Newfie, but my husband says we can’t have a dog that’s taller than I am. Fine. Fair, I guess. But LOOK AT THE AMAZING FLOOF!