Twitter Goes Ballistic After Someone Dares to Call Jennifer Connelly a '7'

By Lainey Bobainey | Pajiba Love | April 15, 2023 |

By Lainey Bobainey | Pajiba Love | April 15, 2023 |

Twitter has gone ballistic this morning (rightfully) because someone had the audacity to say that Jennifer Connelly was a 7 in the ’90s. The Jennifer Connelly. I don’t care if it was the ’90s or the 2020s, Connelly transcends numbers. But congratulations for the worst take of the month, buddy.

Any zoomer who thinks right pic is above average attractive doesn't understand that in the 90s, a "7" looked like left pic.

"Above average" meant something else back then. There'd be like ten girls
as or more beautiful than Connelly working at every chain restaurant. pic.twitter.com/rjg9ZPU2g5

— Sun Optimist (@CristusVictor) April 15, 2023

As someone who grew up long long loooong before social media was a thing, I have to agree with Jennifer Garner: It’s not good for teenagers (or a lot of adults). - (Celebitchy)

Ok, like this, I grew up with Ally Sheedy and The Breakfast Club… the movie. Not the Charlamagne tha God radio show. - (LG)

I’m seriously digging this big hair, rocker chick look of Katie Holmes. YES, OK, I GREW UP IN THE ’80s! - (GFY)

From James - RyReynolds and The Gang wish Rob McElhenney a happy birthday: -

A birthday card might’ve been easier. Happy birthday, @rmcelhenney pic.twitter.com/lPgcGeF43i

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) April 14, 2023

Montana really wants TikTok banned. They’ve gone so far as to vote for banning it from the entire state, not just from government phones - everyone’s phones. - (CNN)

Selena Gomez’s fans are hating on Hailey Beiber. Again. This time for *checks notes* doing a cooking show. Because Selena also had/has(?) a cooking show. - (Dlisted)

I’m going to go with “D” unless the frosting is out-of-this-world amazing. Your choice? - (Delish)

The murdering murderer that Governor Greg Abbott of Texas cannot wait to pardon? (This is going to shock you, so hang on to something before you read this - ok, ready?) That murderer of the Black Lives Matter protester (whom, again, the Texas Governor is practically BEGGING to pardon!) is a racist! *gasp* - (Salon)

A Grand Unified Theory of Why Elon Musk Is So Unfunny - (Rolling Stone)

Air National Guard is not having a great week. Here’s another of their best and brightest, who applied to be an assassin on RentAHitman.com! [The article should be free to read even if you don’t have a Washington Post subscription.] - (WashPo)

But hey, the news isn’t all bad! Incels are hitting themselves in the face with hammers! - (TMS)