By Lainey Bobainey | Pajiba Love | October 28, 2023 |
By Lainey Bobainey | Pajiba Love | October 28, 2023 |
After the release of Britney Spears’ devastating memoir, Justin Timberlake had to turn off his Instagram comments because Britney fans were pillorying him online, so Britney fans took to Jessica Biel’s Insta comments, complaining that she married a cheater. Meanwhile, Lance Bass is preaching forgiveness: “I feel like the world is so full of hate right now and we need to practice a little forgiveness. Britney did. Let’s take a note from her.” (Page Six)
Madonna’s late rule clearly did not apply to her own shows starting on time, but sure, yeah, I guess it probably worked well for her dancers. - (Celebitchy)
The pants look like they might be a smidge too long, but other than that teeny tiny thing, Salma looks shimmery and shiny and damn near perfect. - (GFY)
Snow White is getting pushed a full year, to March of 2025! But here’s a first look at Rachel Zegler and her seven companions anyway. - (CBR)
Stefan Thomas lost the password to an encrypted USB drive holding 7,002 bitcoins, worth $235M. One team of hackers believes they can unlock it—if they can get Thomas to let them. - (WIRED)
In disappointing news: Doubt cast on indigenous roots of Buffy Sainte-Marie. - (BBC)
I feel like Martin Scorsese doesn’t understand how people watch tv. Or plays. Or maybe he just has a bladder of steel? - (The Wrap)
A nuanced and even discussion about MeToo and sexual harassment and consequences with … oh, wait, with who on what now? Andrew Cuomo on Real Time with Bill Maher? Hahahaha, never mind. Just two old wealthy white guys who will never listen to what anyone else has to say unless they’re also old wealthy white guys. - (THR)
Abercrombie & Fitch and its former CEO are facing a class-action lawsuit over sex trafficking and assault of potential models - (Columbus Dispatch)
If climate change continues unabated, yet another concern involves California prisons (and probably other prisons too) specifically two prisons built in a dry lakebed. - (The Marshall Project)
Richard Moll, most famously known as lovable bailiff Bull Shannon from Night Court, has passed away. He will be missed. - (Variety)
‘How Much Blood Is Your Fun Worth?’ Why I Own Guns and Why I’m Part of the Problem - (The Atlantic)
This is one of my favorite songs; turn it up louder! Anti-abortion fundraising in Ohio isn’t going well. Bummer. - (Jezebel)
The Ted Lasso gang are going to be hanging out with Barbie in her dreamhouse. (Does it feel too late for this to anyone else? Like, I loved Ted Lasso, but it feels like that’s over now and it’s too late to capitalize on it or do I not understand how fandom works and it’s never too late to capitalize on anything that lives on streaming now? Discuss!) - (Nerdist)
Speaking of things I love, Traylor (hahaha, you didn’t think I was just gonna’ NOT talk about Taylor and Travis did you really? Oh, you’re so cute!), Sarah breaks down why some of us are smitten with this real-life rom-com. - (Lainey Gossip)
I think I might also love Echo.