Jenna Ortega Denies Dating Johnny Depp: 'I Can't Even Laugh'

By Lainey Bobainey | Pajiba Love | September 2, 2023 |

By Lainey Bobainey | Pajiba Love | September 2, 2023 |

In a story clearly designed for a slow-news weekend, Johnny Depp and Jenny Ortega are individually denying rumors that they are dating, which were started by bullshit gossip website, Deuxmoi. “I can’t even laugh. I have never met or worked with Johnny Depp in my life. Please stop spreading lies and leave us alone,” Ortega said in a since-deleted Instagram post. Johnny Depp also denied rumors, like anyone gives a damn. (Page Six)

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