Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Mike Redmond | News | February 9, 2026
The scene: A dry creek bed somewhere in the American heartland. Meghan McCain slurps back a Jell-O shot before pointing her machine gun at the dirt, or that tree, or the picnic basket next to the weird couple that always talks about their dogs. She can probably hit it from here…
Public opinion sure is against the president, Meghan thinks. Was I wrong to drink the MAGA Kool-Aid because of a Christmas card? Should I have let Tulsi handle national secrets? Things have gotten so out of hand. If only there was some way I can make sure I’m on the winning side as this all goes south. The perfect tweet, maybe!
After winging her guest — he’ll live — Meghan pulls out her phone. It’s time to take a stand. A bold stand that hopefully makes everyone forget all that ring-kissing and glad-handing from last year. Sometimes you have to do these things when your FATHER IS JOHN McCAIN, she shrieks into a nearby child’s face. Was it her own? It’s so hard to tell these days.
I’m sorry but I just genuinely question your taste level if you didn’t enjoy the Bad Bunny halftime show.
— Meghan McCain (@MeghanMcCain) February 9, 2026
And everything in life doesn’t have to be ruined with politics.
Now I know what you’re thinking: Meghan McCain has the moral fortitude of a windsock, and that is correct. She does take the path of least resistance, and right now, that path is this administration is cooking the entire Republican Party. We can use some light in the darkness right now even if the source is questionable.
How questionable, you ask? Well, don’t worry, Meghan is still tweeting stuff nonsense like the rant below. How do you not take the win on one of your dad’s brightest moments? Meghan’s entire career is built on sonic-booming her lineage into the skulls of her enemies (Joy Behar) and her response to her father doing the honorable thing is to call it a precursor to Trump? Ouch, lady.
I’m sorry his ghost still haunts you for promoting your book on his gravestone, but ouch.
You guys only loved and appreciated him when he never become president and then died.
— Meghan McCain (@MeghanMcCain) February 8, 2026
I get the point but he was called a racist by the entire democrat party for years for daring to run against Obama ultimately leading to the rise of Trump.
If you cry wolf enough - sometimes… https://t.co/QENI0ZJQpZ
