Stephen Miller's Wife Is Mad at Pete Davidson

Right off the bat, why am I being exposed to the thoughts of Stephen Miller’s wife? Is he not part of a movement that aggressively believes a woman’s place is the silent keeper of the home where she must never stop pumping out babies while dressed like June Cleaver Does Dallas? Because, somehow, I can’t drink my man-coffee without hearing about Katie Miller or Erika Kirk or an entire movie about Melania where she only has one kid and doesn’t even mop a floor. What gives, bruh?

Anyway, Katie Miller apparently took umbrage with the cold open from Saturday Night Live where Pete Davidson portrayed a frazzled Tom Homan addressing ICE agents in Minneapolis. Nowhere in the sketch is Stephen Miller’s name even mentioned because he’s kind of like Beetlejuice that way. (Actually, that was offensive to The Juice. He didn’t deserve that. Sorry, Beeje.) Stephen’s goon squad, however, is accurately portrayed as dangerous idiots, so that prompted Katie to hop on Elon’s other limp and broken tool to complain.

“For over a decade, not only hasn’t SNL been funny but it’s been voice of woke corporate leftists and the elite - that’s why these skits have devolved into drivel not comedy,” Katie tweeted. “Now imagine if they actually mocked their globalist overlords instead of bowing to their groupthink. ICE are heroes.”

Of course, it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to know that Stephen stood behind her dictating each word with the stomp of his cloven hooves. As for why he didn’t just condemn the show himself, maybe he couldn’t reach the keyboard? Desks are very high for wittle guys. I’m not a doctor.

Here’s the thing, though. In keeping with this administration’s shockingly effective practice of telling its followers to reject the evidence of their own eyes and ears, Katie wrote her screed above a clip of the SNL sketch. As she gets mocked across articles for throwing a tantrum over a comedy show, every link back to her words or embed just puts Pete Davidson in front of more people’s faces. It’d be better if she got mad at “Mom Confession,” which is freaking incredible, but Pete will do.

Enjoy!