Are Paris Hilton & Lindsay Lohan Still Fighting? Let's Check In

If you’re like me, you woke up this morning and thought, “I bet I can write about something even more vapid than Sydney Sweeney.” Did I accomplish my goal? Probably not. Did you read that interview? Anyway, Paris Hilton stopped by Watch What Happens Live this week where she gave a surprising update on where things stand with Lindsay Lohan. The two have been rivals going all the way back to the late aughts and cutting remarks have been par for the course for over a decade. Not anymore! (Page Six)

America’s Next Top Model gets the Netflix documentary treatment. (Lainey Gossip)

I’m sure this is an ever-present feeling in general. Imagine being married to that boiled ham of a face. (Celebitchy)

Wine-moms getting it done in Minnesota have the ghouls reeling. (Wonkette)

Kayleigh wrote a tribute to Catherine O’Hara and her legendary work on SCTV and Schitt’s Creek. (The Wrap)

Xbox did more to stop Donny’s BFF than the government. (The Verge)

Fast & Furious will reportedly end its misery in 2028. (THR)

From Chris: Did the president pull a Kaitlin Bennet? A compelling argument. (Threads)

Heated Rivalry might be getting a bonus holiday episode. (Deadline)

Tom Brady should be barred from making pizza commercials. (Jezebel)

Well, this broke me. I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you have every right to cut off anyone who supports this jackal administration. Somebody get this kid out of there.

For Liam.

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— Wilfredo Torres (@wilfredotorres.bsky.social) January 30, 2026 at 2:04 AM