Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | April 30, 2026
According to Andy Serkis, Viggo Mortensen is “thrilled” that Jamie Dornan, up top, will take over the role of Aragorn in The Lord of The Rings prequel The Hunt for Gollum. And I would be, too, if it meant I didn’t have to star in an IP cash-grab from the director of the new Animal Farm that everyone hates. Bullet dodged, Big V. (Variety)
Speaking of rings, Zoë keeps wearing it. (Lainey Gossip)
Mamdani charmed the pants off King Charles. (Celebitchy)
Oh, did you think you were voting this weekend, Louisiana? (Wonkette)
Meryl Streep has beef with Travis Kelce. (Jezebel)
Oh, so this is the point of The Mandalorian & Grogu. Now I get it. (Gizmodo)
Kathy Griffin goes scorched earth on Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Meghan Mc- nooooooo! (Page Six)
Barry Keoghan did not cheat on Sabrina Carpenter, and he thought the best way to get that message across was to vanish and never speak of it until now. There are worse plans. (The Cut)
Cyborg Superman in the best Superman show ever? Put it in my veins. (A.V. Club)
When is the internet not weird? You saw that Meghan McCain blurb up there. (The Mary Sue)
Though Katabasis as a whole didn’t quite work for stegolily, there were pieces that did. “The premise is compelling: how on earth could someone be so obsessed with academic achievement that they’d literally go to Hell for it?” What would you trek through the underworld for? (Cannonball Read 18)
Melania Takes Camilla On Fun Girls’ Day Of Staring Coldly Across Empty Room In Silence
— The Onion (@theonion.com) April 30, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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