Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | May 4, 2026
In the midst of being targeted by both the president and first lady, Jimmy Kimmel made a joke about Rudy Giuliani rising from the grave to get in on the action. That was Tuesday. On Sunday, things took a turn for ol’ Rudy, so you’ll never guess how that’s going for Jimmy. (LateNighter)
The Kardashians probably aren’t letting Timmy skip the MET Gala. (Lainey Gossip)
Zendaya and Meryl Streep, however, will be no-shows. (Celebitchy)
At least some of women’s healthcare is safe. For now. (Wonkette)
From Roxana: MIA, why are you like this!!!! (Variety)
Despite closing a buttload of stores earlier this year, GameStop is trying to buy eBay, and it’s CEO is crashing out over people asking such relevant questions as “How?” and “What?” (Polygon)
The Force does not exist in Star Wars: A New Hope. (IndieWire)
Obama doesn’t want to be Jon Stewart. (THR)
Seriously, Channing, you good? Call me anytime, bro. (Page Six)
When Dolly goes, please blame Trump. It’s probably his fault. (Rolling Stone)
ElCicco loved Shelley Parker-Chan’s She Who Became the Sun and is currently reading the sequel. “I was really into both Zhu and Ouyang’s stories, and the parts of the novel where they intersect are quite exciting.” Which books have excited you recently? (Cannonball Read 18)
