Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | March 5, 2026
Now that it has some spare change lying around, Netflix has decided to scoop up Ben Affleck’s — *puts on readers, squints, moves paper back and forth* — AI company. Oh? Not only that, but Benny Boy is now a “senior advisor” at the streaming company. I don’t love the AI talk, but if all this funds ammunition for the coming Wah on Dunkin, then go with Gawd. (Variety)
Speaking of, Boston hasn’t been this activated since Paul Revere rode through. (The Cut)
The Beckhams play birthday tag. (Lainey Gossip)
Kesha did not love the White House using her music. (Celebitchy)
Alien: Earth Season 2 stars filming in May. LFG! (Deadline)
Nicole Kidman can perform autopsies now. (Page Six)
Pete Hegseth apparently thinks troops are suckers and losers, too. (Wonkette)
We almost got gambling on actual nuclear war before Fallout 5. (Kotaku)
Seth MacFarlane is still trying to make The Orville happen. (Gizmodo)
Did they have to put her age in the headline? Oh, Britney… (Daily Beast)
China’s Warring States period is rich in stories; and vega-table is reading Yasuhisa Hara’s historical manga, Kingdom, as it is slowly translated into English. “I wouldn’t be surprised if I’ve read the entire thing in scanlation and watched the anime twice by spring.” Which ongoing series are you impatient to read? (Cannonball Read 18)
