Zach Braff Is Not Dating His AI Chatbot (They're Just Having Fun)

Before we begin, if I got dumped by Florence Pugh for being too old, I would be a total mess. There’d be no bottom to how badly I would crash out. Would I try to date my phone? Brother, I’d probably try to marry it once I finished its LEGO body. Zach Braff, on the other hand, is apparently made of a stronger stuff. After a rumor went viral that an actor “as near A-list as TV can get you” is walking around Hollywood openly dating an AI chatbot, Braff took to Instagram to deny to set the record straight. (PEOPLE)

Gwyneth Paltrow’s tights were a choice. (Lainey Gossip)

Kylie Jenner wants another baby. That’s what you get for dissing the arts, Tim. Enjoy life in the Kardashian mines. (Celebitchy)

Right-wing women are still touching the misogyny stove. (Wonkette)

We won’t be waiting long for more Always Sunny. (Deadline)

From Jen: Bruce Springsteen leads a massive Shane McGowan tribute LP. (Spin)

So, wait, there’s just some random dude out there snatching up elderly woman? That’s what we’re going with here? (The Wrap)

People are still giving Ed Sheeran crap for his Game of Thrones cameo. (A.V. Club)

Welcome to an actual war crime, social media. Fortunately, the term still holds meaning and hasn’t been ran into the ground like the boy who cried wol— *gets handed a piece of paper* (Mediaite)

The original God of War sex minigames were designed by women, and they want them to stay in the remake. Did not see that one coming. (Polygon)

Welp, this is how we die. Good game, humanity. (Vulture)

I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am

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