Amy Schumer Admits She's Getting Divorced in Super Weird Post

Folks, my career is old enough to vote, so trust me when I say that this is the weirdest celebrity divorce announcement I’ve ever seen in my life. Amy Schumer is apparently mad that people have eyes? I don’t even know. (Instagram)

Lewis Pullman isn’t in a hurry for his Oscar shot. (Lainey Gossip)

No one wants to buy Olivia Nuzzi’s book. Womp womp. (Celebitchy)

Elon Musk has thoughts on fashion now. Oh good. (Wonkette)

From Jen: Hailee Steinfeld is pregnant! (PEOPLE)

Heated Rivalry Season 2 is a go. (Mary Sue)

Why the Rankin/Bass specials are the very best kind of Christmas magic. (IndieWire)

The Street Fighter movie is going to be way weirder than you think. (Kotaku)

From Seth: Not all heroes wear capes. (Threads)

Amazon tried to get away with using AI-generated Fallout recaps. They’ve already pulled them down. (A.V. Club)

I don’t know who comes off worse here. (Mediaite)

From Jesse: RIP character actor Peter Greene. (NBC News)

The other day I raved about Anthony Jeselnik launching a book club, and what do you know, he dropped his Top 10 list on YouTube.