Kristi Noem’s Firing Was Sweet Jell-O Shot Catnip to Meghan McCain

Meghan McCain didn’t waste a second firing up the “Not Like Other Girls” machine following the news of Kristi Noem’s ouster. There was blood in the water, and MY FATHER was ready to feast. I’d say more, but my therapist was very clear about not thinking about Meghan on the weekends. *very Cave of Wonders voice* It’s forbidden. (Daily Beast)

Beef has a more subtle flavor this time. (Lainey Gossip)

Are royal family members allowed to cut off their cousins? What if they need to marry them? (Celebitchy)

Kayleigh wrote about Daryl Hannah’s callout of Love Story and Ryan Murphy’s weird issues with retelling true stories. (The Wrap)

Quentin Tarantino is making a fancy British play. (IndieWire)

Judge Boxwine won’t put Biden in jail for his “autopen.” (Wonkette)

Zach Braff and Donald Faison once got in a huge fight while recording their podcast, but don’t expect to hear it. (EW)

Warner Bros. is freaking pissed at the BBC. (Deadline)

Netflix is out of the Meghan Markle business completely. (Page Six)

Raw milk Redditors keep accidentally rediscovering pasteurization. (Daily Dot)

Is Jabba the Hutt’s son hot now? (The Cut)

Initially, “Is Kevin Jonas The Reason Donald Trump Is President?” was met with scorn, until people read it. I stand by this! And I watched way too many Celebrity Apprentice clips to have it erased from the internet. Now it’s back, with added commentary

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— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan.bsky.social) March 3, 2026 at 12:43 PM