Pete Davidson Is a Dad Now

For a brief moment there, it looked like Pete Davidson would bring the next Kardashian child into the world. Through sheer cunning and wit, Pete dodged that fate, and Timmy Chalamet should probably be taking notes. Lots and lots of notes. They’re coming for you, Tim. Anyway, jump forward a few years where Pete found love with Elsie Hewitt, who recently gave birth to the couple’s first child. It’s a girl. (PEOPLE)

Does Jack Black get enough credit as a legitimate box office king? (Lainey Gossip)

Emerald Fennel wants Wuthering Heights to be this generation’s Titanic. (Celebitchy)

Just kidding! Bari Weiss has more loser town halls ready to go. (Wonkette)

The inevitable Labubu movie is en route. (The Wrap)

Jason Isaacs hops aboard the new Tomb Raider. (Deadline)

As Disney bows to AI, the Ninja Turtles take a stand against slop. (Polygon)

The president’s media technology group is merging with a nuclear fusion company. I’m sure that’ll turn out fine. (Variety)

So, I did not know that David Harbour is bipolar, and it’s kind of messed that isn’t addressed until several paragraphs in to this bonkers report. (Page Six)

Video game console sales flatlined during the holidays, which is always a good sign of a bustling economy. Things are going great. (Kotaku)

Just like Charles Schulz always wanted, I guess. (THR)

KimMiE” had the best time reading In the Land of Invented Languages by Arika Okrent. “As someone who loves the English language in all its mad irrationality, I haven’t had this much fun with word-centric entertainment since the Blackadder episode where Samuel Johnson visits Prince George to patronize his new dictionary.” What’s your favorite invented language? (Klingon, it’s always Klingon) (Cannonball Read 17)

Like a Clairvoyant Musical Jesus, Nick Lutsko made this five years ago, and my God, if it doesn’t hit perfectly now: