The Timothée Chalamet & Kylie Jenner Baby Train Is Still on Track

Over the weekend, news broke that Timothée Chalamet openly mused about starting a family in a recent interview, so surely, that means he has plans to knock up Kylie Jenner. Or at the very least, Kris Jenner is blackmailing him down that path. Nothing escapes her gaze…

Anyway, the imminent arrival of Colab: A Chaladarshian Baby seemed to take a knee as quickly as the possibility was announced. Rumors started swirling that Timothée broke up with Kylie because he’s too busy with his career, but they were couched in talk that he’s done this sort of thing before. In short, nobody knows anything, but the baby news was hot, so why not make something up?

Well, surprisingly, the rumors were loud enough to prompt the closest thing to an official response: Sources talking to People.

“They’re great,” the insider tells PEOPLE. Adding that while he’s been working in Europe, the pair have made “an effort to see each other every few weeks. He has a few days off for the holidays so they’re making plans.”

“Timothée talked about Kylie all the time while filming Marty Supreme,” another insider tells PEOPLE exclusively, adding that “she even flew out to visit him on set in N.Y.C. They also met up in London while he was shooting Dune. They’re really in love.”

But, Mike, you mentioned Kris Jenner earlier. Surely, her dark hands are all over this, her dark demon hands that some say can wake the dead. I’m glad you asked!

What really launched this whole gossip rocket is Timmy was missing from Kris’ 70th birthday bash, an all hands on deck affair that served up a glorious buffet of tabloid fodder. Do I think Kris planted the breakup rumors as revenge? No, not at all. In fact, Timmy’s absence was one of the greatest gifts he could’ve given his future master mother-in-law. How so?

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