Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | November 6, 2025
America’s pending collapse will be a numbers game, so trust me when I say that Kris Jenner will never bow to a common Baldwin and/or Duggar. With that in mind, her heart that probably looks like something out of Tim Burton movie grew three times in size with the news that Timothée Chalamet sounds ready to knock up Kylie Jenner. Sure, she already has two kids, but Immortan Kris needs war boys for the days ahead, shiny and chrome. (People)
Glen Powell is giving Tom Cruise at The Running Man premiere. (Lainey Gossip)
Brad, give it a rest. (Celebitchy)
It sure seems like somebody doesn’t know how to find his office. (Wonkette)
Kayleigh delved into some classic royal gossip: Fergie and the toe sucker! (Gossip Reading Club)
Tuesday was an incredible night for the Democrats, who even managed to clean house in areas that have been red for over 100 years. It was just a massive number of victories across the board, so naturally, here’s Jon Stewart to call them losers that will mess everything up. I’m amazed he didn’t work the word “feckless” in there. (Mediaite)
Tom Brady cloned his dog, and he’s freakishly into the whole process. (Jezebel)
From Andrew: A Gremlins activist has weighed in on the new movie. (Instagram)
You’ll be shocked to learn that GTA 6 has been delayed. Again. (Kotaku)
Why was John Mulaney at the Supreme Court tariff hearings? (The Cut)
From Kayleigh: There’s a new Wallace & Gromit short. (YouTube)
Dreadpiratekel loves vampire stories, but based on the marketing, she wasn’t expecting Bless Your Heart by Lindy Ryan to be quite so gruesome. “I flat-out hated this cover and thought I was getting something a lot lighter than I was. (I still very much enjoyed this book, but I hate the cover…)” Which books were different from your expectations based on how it was sold to you? (Cannonball Read 17)
From Dustin: Never gonna get tired of Andy Richter on DWTS:
@emmaslaterofficial Walking into the DWTS rehearsal studios for week 9 quarter finals @AndyRichterTikTok #5bags ♬ original sound - Cinema Genius
