Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | January 3, 2026
Stephen Colbert went through some things in 2025 as he found himself in the perfect storm of the Paramount merger and the thin-skinned whims of Lord Aspirin. So, when he was asked by Andy Cohen about what lessons he learned for 2026, he made it crystal clear what we should all stop doing. (Variety)
Angelina Jolie is ready to bail on America, which seems especially apropos given this morning’s news. (Celebitchy)
Speaking of, kidnapping is back on the menu, boys! (Wonkette)
Our deepest condolences to Tommy Lee Jones and his family. (Rolling Stone)
From Jesse: They hit the nail on the head. (Reddit)
Tom Brady is dating Alix Earle. I don’t know who that is. (Vulture)
Joe Rogan surprisingly slaps down a guest for suggesting Kamala Harris couldn’t hang for three hours. (Mediaite)
Conan wants Paul Rudd to do his Mac & Me bit on his deathbed. (Deadline)
Cyclops fans are eating. (Daily Dot)
Tesla is no longer the world’s biggest EV maker. (Jezebel)
Hey, what’s Will Smith up to lately? I’m sure it’s noth— oh mama. (Page Six)
A short film set in Lorwyn-Shadowmoor starring puppets debuts very soon with Dark Crystal vibes
— Polygon (@polygon.com) January 2, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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