Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | March 9, 2026
When Donald Glover took over the iconic role of Lando Calrissian, fans of the multi-hyphenate star knew it was only a matter of time until he took on an even more timeless character: The little green dinosaur that lets Mario ride on his back. Only in this case, Mario is voiced by Chris Pratt, so… so… man, that’s a real mood killer, isn’t it? I don’t even care about this bit anymore. (IGN)
Lewis Hamilton hasn’t been hit by the Kardashian curse — yet. (Lainey Gossip)
Not gonna lie, I’ve been sucked into the Costco cult, and I believe this message. (Celebitchy)
Who are these women throwing themselves at Corey Lewandowski? I know the dog shooter has a broken brain, but is he a hypnotist or something? I don’t get it. (Wonkette)
Kayleigh was on Commotion with Hanna Flint to discuss The Bride! (CBC)
The young Rambo movie tossed Sly an EP credit so he’ll stop crying. (Deadline)
Disney+ is betting on a live-action Tinkerbell series. (Variety)
Trump’s DOJ won’t break apart Ticketmaster after all. (A.V. Club)
David Copperfield just shut down his Vegas show. Gee, I wonder why? (Vulture)
Colleen Hoover is over the It Ends With Us drama, which usually happens when you have a new movie to promote and don’t need that stink on it. (THR)
You fools pissed off Master Chief. Now you’re in for it. (Kotaku)
Sunday was International Women’s Day, and March is Women’s History Month. Tell us in the comments about some of your favorite women in history, bonus points for titles of books about them, or by them. (Cannonball Read 18)
From Jen: Ultimately, this will be indistinguishable from 600,000 other movies, but I’m gonna watch it a number of times anyway.
