Hailee Steinfeld Had a Baby Girl!

This is the last Pajiba Love until after the holiday weekend, so let’s kick things off with some genuinely great news. Hailee Steinfeld and her husband Josh Allen have welcomed a baby girl! Both mom and baby are doing well, and everyone is rightly over the moon. All the best to the adorable family of three. (PEOPLE)

Lindsay Lohan’s comeback is complete. (Lainey Gossip)

Everybody pile into Canada before they change their minds! (Celebitchy)

In the least shocking news ever, men who want tradwives actually just hate women altogether, including tradwives. (Wonkette)

From Seth: This kid rules. (Threads)

We all know what AI mogul Ben Affleck means when he talks about “cutting costs.” (A.V. Club)

Tom Brady ate a chocolate bar! Go to DEFCON 1! (Page Six)

Godd*mmit, Netflix. (THR)

Ryan Gosling and the Daniels aren’t making a movie together after all. (Deadline)

Jasmine Crockett calls it like she sees it. (Daily Beast)

Tiny_bookbot consumed a classic of the mystery genre, The Daughter of Time by Josephine Tey, in 48 hours. “The novel is a delicious subversion of the standard murder mystery: the victims are long-dead, as is the perpetrator, and any potential witnesses.” Which mystery novel would you nominate to be considered a classic? (Cannonball Read 18)

Report: Decision Not To Call Film ‘The Baby Yoda Movie’ To Cost Disney $900 Million https://theonion.com/report-decision-not-to-call-film-the-baby-yoda-movie-to-cost-disney-900-million/

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