Natasha Lyonne Isn't Doing So Hot

A few weeks back, Natasha Lyonne shared that she was out of rehab and doing great after what seemed like a short relapse. We celebrated the news right in this very column. Unfortunately, things have taken a turn. (THR)

Jean and Hannah: A fifth and final premiere. (Lainey Gossip)

King Charles will only meet with Meghan Markle if she promises not to sell jam? Bro, what skin is it off your inbred back? (Celebitchy)

Megyn Kelly has been on one this week. (Wonkette)

Alien: Earth Season 2 just gained a powerhouse. (Deadline)

AI is starting to lose Gen Z. (Gizmodo)

Maybe stop holding your breath for The Hunt for Ben Solo. (Variety)

In last night’s Season 5 premiere of The Boys, damaging footage threatens Homelander’s reputation, so everyone around him gets to work saying it’s fake. Online trickery! Jump to this afternoon in the real world… (Mediaite)

I really do hate how the new Punisher trailer easily triggers my lizard brain. Just instant “Yup, I’ll have that.” (YouTube)

Speaking of Disney and bloodbaths. (The Wrap)

We’re getting promises of a Metal Gear Solid movie again. (Kotaku)

Despite everything that Trump has done, Joe Rogan still thinks both parties suck because that will never stop being a refuge for idiots. (Daily Beast)

Jessisreading bought Ollie Hicks and Emma Oosterhous’s Grand Slam Romance because the cover was cute, and then she didn’t read it for a few years. “A Travesty. How DARE I have waited SO LONG to get around to reading this book?! I could have been exclaiming about it and throwing it at people for years.” Which book do you wish you had read sooner? (Cannonball Read 18)

Statement from survivors. “Survivors have done their part now it’s time for those in power to do theirs.” Melania says “center survivors” but doesn’t consult with them about her “testify before congress” idea. Very performative. Esp. when DOJ that her husband controls won’t even meet with survivors.

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— Mimi Rocah (@mimirocah1.bsky.social) April 9, 2026 at 7:59 PM