Britney Spears Just Wanted a Sleepover & Now It's Kardashian Kontent

Back in November, alarm bells went off as Britney Spears had a sleepover with Kim Kardsahian, which was naturally plastered all over Instagram. Were the two close? Maybe? Celebrities often hang with celebrities, so it tracked at the time. Except, nope, they barely knew each other. While milking the story on Khloé’s podcast, Kim revealed that she’s only met Britney a few times. Spears’ manager reached out hoping to arrange a girls night, and the Kardashians figured why not? They also probably thought, “Cha-ching, that’s some good content,” and here we are. (Page Six)

Odessa A’zion has dropped out of the adaptation of Holly Brickley’s novel, Deep Cuts, and I’m told all of these words are a big deal. Don’t know what many of them mean, but boy, are they in a lot of headlines. (Lainey Gossip)

Meghan’s gonna sell more chocolate, everybody. (Celebitchy)

Kash Patel and Tulsi Gabbard are poking around in Georgia. Oh good. (Wonkette)

Kayleigh wrote about about the accusations leveled against the Safdie brothers and why “how will this impact Marty Supreme’s Oscar chances” is the stupidest way to react to them. (Gossip Reading Club)

Danny McBride is writing a book? Sold! (THR)

Damon Lindelof and HBO are staying cozy. (Variety)

The casting for God of War continues to rip. (Deadline)

From Andrew: “Look how bro glazed it.” (Bluesky)

Did not expect this Matt Fraction series to get adapted. (Polygon)

I told everybody to nuke New Jersey when these kids broke containment. (Daily Beast)

Chris won an advance copy of Butterfly Games by Kelly Scarborough and was disappointed to find it a mess of a read. “A good editor would have worked with the author to fix these problems. The fact that they were not addressed, at least in the edition I was sent, is not a good sign.” Have you won a book in a giveaway? (Cannonball Read 18)