A Second Sydney Sweeney Jeans Campaign Has Hit the Internet

Would you believe Sydney Sweeney is starring in a new American Eagle campaign? This time the jeans are shorts, and no one’s talking about eugenics except for the koala on a motorcycle. Everyone saw that, right? So weird. (Page Six)

Katie Holmes and Joshua Jackson know what they’re doing. (Lainey Gossip)

JD Vance doesn’t think the pope should talk about theology. The pope. (Celebitchy)

The hits keep on coming for Shooty McDog. (Wonkette)

From Jen: Ho ho ho! SantaCon organizer is a grinch who stole $1 million. (CNN)

Matt LeBlanc is getting his own CBS procedural, and I hate that I would actually watch this. Is this what senility feels like? Oh god. (The Wrap)

Everyone relax, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms has not been canceled. (Polygon)

Surprise! Jamie Dornan is replacing Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn in The Hunt for Gollum, and yeah, no. That ain’t gonna fly. (Deadline)

Ruby Rose really did call the cops on Katy Perry. (Rolling Stone)

Clavicular went through some things since we last spoke of him. (THR)

OK, that’s enough Lena Dunham for a while. (Daily Beast)

Jesse Q. Sutanto’s Vera Wong’s Guide to Snooping brought cheerbrarian all the joy and a desire for delicious food. “Combined with her found family from the first book, we have another intriguing and heartwarming mystery, with Vera at the heart of it all, pushing people around and cooking up a storm.” Which books are bringing you joy? (Cannonball Read 18)

From Andrew:

i'm sorry but with everything going on in the world why is the new york times writing op-eds about mr bean

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— Ben Rosen (@benrosen.bsky.social) April 15, 2026 at 5:20 PM