Tennessee Man Picks Fight With Reacher, Guess How That Went

First things first, TK is absolutely correct. War Machine is a “tight little action flick” and “satisfying dad movie” that, OK yes, does start out with heavy Army recruitment vibes. — Although, I’d wager that opening scene veers in the opposite direction. — Anyway, it’s a fun watch, which is why it’s racking up views on Netflix. Which brings us to its star, Alan Ritchson of Reacher fame, who reportedly delivered some Finding Out to his neighbor over the weekend. If I’m reading this right, Ritchson’s neighbor reportedly pushed the actor off his motorcycle — twice — before Ritchson had enough and pummeled the guy in self-defense. I have no idea how that guy thought this would go, but he’s fully aware now. (TMZ)

Ryan Gosling is finally bankable. (Lainey Gossip)

Nicole Kidman and Simon Baker apparently have “closeness.” (Celebitchy)

A Republican who cares about water pollution? You better believe there’s a catch. (Wonkette)

Wonder Man actually got a Season 2?! Hell yes. (The Wrap)

Oh dang, Kirsten Dunst is getting paid paid. (THR)

PSA: You really don’t have to jump on every grenade Chappell Roan pulls the pin on just because she said Trump and Kamala are the same. I know it’s hard to resist, but I believe in you. (A.V. Club)

Is Chuck Norris responsible for the manosphere? (THR)

Bethenny Frankel thinks The Bachelorette Season 22 contestants have a case against ABC. “Mike, why does anyone care what Bethenny Frankel thinks?” I do not know! (Page Six)

Joe Rogan isn’t thrilled with Trump’s White House UFC fight that’s he getting paid to attend and notably not turning down. (Mediaite)

RIP Starfleet Academy. (Deadline)

BlackRaven picked up Sofia Szamosi’s Unretouchable, a YA book about the beauty industry, from the library. “This graphic novel is clever, funny, and realistic with images that I both enjoyed and found a bit off putting, but make me like them more.” What have you borrowed from the library recently? (Cannonball Read 18)

From Andrew:

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

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— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic.bsky.social) March 23, 2026 at 3:19 PM