We're Firing Real Housewives Again, Nature Is Healing

After posting a rant about Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show that will seem very familiar if you have awful luck in family members, Jill Zarin has been fired from the new Real Housewives of New York reunion show barely a week after it was announced. I seem to recall these type of firings were suddenly A-OK back in September, so I’m sure that will totally be the case now. (Variety)

Marc Anthony wants the Beckhams drama to stop. (Lainey Gossip)

Cardi B is single, so now’s your chance. I believe in you. (Celebitchy)

Wait, do I love the measles now? (Wonkette)

Kayleigh wrote about Pillion, Secretary, and Hollywood’s relationship with kink. (A.V. Club)

Magic the Gathering will wisely avoid Harry Potter. (Polygon)

Britney Spears sold her entire music catalog. Why do I have a bad feeling about this? (Daily Beast)

From Steven: Olympics skiers are getting [BEEP] injections to make their [BEEP] bigger because the rules are that the suit can be up to 2 centimeters off their body, and every centimeter of extra [BEEP] fabric gets them five meters of jump distance because of it acting as a sail. Key quote: “Doping is illegal, but as of right now, increasing the size of your [BEEP] is not.” (Defector)

Dan Trachtenberg’s Paramount deal won’t affect his Predator work. (Gizmodo)

We have a perfectly good The Mist movie at home. (Deadline)

G.D. Giant picked up The Siren by Katherine St. John hoping it would be a fun read. “Unfortunately, while this book is definitely gossipy chick lit, it’s not very good.” Do you have any good popcorn mysteries to recommend?  (Cannonball Read 18)

Ron Howard Molts Baseball Cap To Grow Warmer Hat For Winter

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