By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | February 5, 2026
On top of being a director, Kristen Stewart has now entered the movie theater business with the purchase of the historic Highlands Park triplex. “We want to make it a family affair, something for the community. It’s not just for pretentious Hollywood cinephiles.” (THR)
The Drama is for gossips, and I swear I didn’t plan this. (Lainey Gossip)
Jon Stewart is right. Andrew really is the sacrificial lamb. (Celebitchy)
Guys, I’m starting to think it’s bad to drink raw milk. (Wonkette)
See? She didn’t announce another run, you jackals. You can calm down now. (Variety)
Predator: Badlands is coming to Hulu real soon. (Gizmodo)
From Andrew: The ref has since claimed he waited to ring the bell so the chant could go on longer. (Bluesky)
Welp, so much for finding Savannah Guthrie’s mom. (Daily Beast)
There is a special place in Hell for this woman. (Daily Dot)
And it’s right next to Megyn Kelly. (Mediaite)
In the important, but depressing category, jmsudar offers 1929 by Andrew Ross Sorkin. “This portion is especially frustrating in a post-DOGE world, but it’s still important to understand this sort of thing so that we know how we can potentially get out of it.” Which books would you consider necessary books for surviving the current moment? (Cannonball Read 18)
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— The Onion (@theonion.com) February 5, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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