Gwyneth Paltrow Will ‘Disappear Forever’ Once She Gets Richer

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | October 18, 2023 |

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | October 18, 2023 |

Gwyneth Paltrow probably has more money than all of us combined, but if she can somehow get even more rich, she promises to “disappear forever.” Where do I send the check? I’d love to help as long as I don’t have to steam any of my downtown orifices or cram rocks into stuff. That’s a non-starter. (The Daily Beast)

Maren Morris’ divorce from Ryan Hurd comes as a shock to fans. (Lainey Gossip)

Sophia Bush and Ashlyn Harris are dating. (Celebitchy)

“Bullhorn Lady” and January 6th insurrectionist Karen Powell is shocked to find out that people like her can actually go to prison. (Wonkette)

From Roxana: Your rollercoaster of emotions for today, delivered. (New Yorker)

Cornel West got the maximum-allowed campaign contribution from GOP mega-donor Harlan Crow. Let the ratf*cking games begin! (Rolling Stone)

Hey kids, get off Marty Scorsese’s lawn. (A.V. Club)

If I have to know about Will and Jada’s sex room, so do you. (Page Six)

From Chris: In a strange case of “what might have been,” former The Hills star/current anti-vaxxer Kristin Cavallari clarifies comments that she’s in love with Travis Kelce. Perhaps getting the Covid vaccine was a dealbreaker? (E! News)

I’m amazed Film Twitter didn’t spend all day ripping Quentin Tarantino apart. Then again, they’ve been busy. (THR)

Case in point, Rashida Tlaib has not taken down her tweet falsely blaming Israel for the Gaza hospital strike. Just gonna keep rolling with that narrative, I guess. (Mediaite)

No, Daniel Radcliffe did not get buff to play Wolverine. (A.V. Club)

But while we’re on the subject: A brief history of Taylor Swift/Dazzler rumors. (Uproxx)

Esme was intrigued by The Guardian’s write-up of author Emmanuel Carrère enough to pick up his book about family annihilator, Jean Claude Romand, The Adversary (translated by Linda Coverdale). “Carrère isn’t intrigued by the facts of the case, which are devastating and quite straightforward; he reaches out to Romand because he is obsessed with how Romand was possible.” What do you consider interesting in true crime? (Cannonball Read 15)

From Andrew:

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— Scott Forsyth (@scottoland) October 18, 2023