Mark Zuckerberg Says Elon Musk 'Hasn’t Confirmed’ Cage Fight

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | August 6, 2023

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Rough news for anyone hoping to see The World’s First Living Android Boy use his new Jiu-jitsu upgrade to pummel The Most Obnoxious Edgelord Emerald Mine Heir Known to Man. Despite promises of live-streaming their fight on Twitter, the social media platform forever known as Twitter, Elon Musk has yet to get back to Mark Zuckerberg’s people and confirm their cage match. Which is weird because Elon is usually such a straight-shooter who doesn’t randomly pull things out of his ass. Pretty off-brand if you ask me. (Daily Beast)

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So Jeremy Allan White clearly isn’t dating Selena Gomez. OK. (Page Six)

Like his promises of live-streaming a cage match with Zuck, Elon Musk’s “fund your legal bills” tweet is bullsh*t. (The Verge)

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The Rock still hasn’t gotten over the fate of Black Adam. (Vulture)

Will Smith is sorry for inflicting his children on us. (IndieWire)

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