Richard Belzer’s Last Words Freaking Owned

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | February 19, 2023 |

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | February 19, 2023 |

Beloved comedian and longtime NBC procedural staple Richard Belzer passed away on Sunday morning at the age of 78. He exited this realm at his home in the south of France where his last words are now the stuff of legend. Seriously, the guy made an exit. (THR)

Chris Pine is silver foxing it up ahead of Dungeons & Dragons. (Lainey Gossip)

Dude, you viciously beat Rihanna and we all saw the photos. You will wear that sh*t until the day you die. (Dlisted)

Anyone else remember the other Tiger Woods tampon story? I’m not going to repeat it, but you’d think he’d want to avoid any openings to bring it back up. (Celebitchy)

Andrew rejoined the folks at Ballads of the Distant Reaches to tell the story of an immortal warrior and her aging companion. (BotDR)

Same, Christoph Waltz, same. (Rolling Stone)

Wait, those new Hellboy rumors were real? Why?! (Deadline)

From James: Savage brilliance. (The Onion)

Sorry, Spielberg, but Tom Cruise didn’t save Hollywood by himself. (IndieWire)

It’s really starting to look like we just blasted a whole bunch of hobby balloons out of the sky with $400,000 missiles. Great job, everyone. (Politico)

From Steven: SCIENCE: “The team found that the average erect penis length increased by 24% over 29 years.” (Scope)

Thegirlwhogotoverrit bought Everyone In My Family Has Killed Someone for her sister and decided at the last minute that she needed to read it first, as one does. "I would NOT have wanted to read this second, with my sister gleefully awaiting my opinion, as I’m now awaiting hers." What’s your favorite failure to gift story? (Cannonball Read 15)