Jamie Lee Curtis Will Be in ‘One Piece,’ Dammit

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | September 24, 2023 |

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | September 24, 2023 |

As soon as the strikes are over, Jamie Lee Curtis will make it her mission in life to play Dr. Kureha in the live-action One Piece series. (Instagram)

Can Bob Iger recover from being a d*ck during the strikes? Let’s hope not. (Lainey Gossip)

Just FYI, everyone, Gloria Estafan is psychic. As you were. (Celebitchy)

We actually don’t need business that won’t pay their employees enough to live. (Wonkette)

From Kayleigh: John Ritter’s family is trying to raise $20,000 for Aortic Dissection Awareness to commemorate the 20th anniversary of the beloved actor’s death. (OneCause)

TAYLOR SWIFT WENT TO HER BOYFRIEND’S FOOTBALL GAME OMG!! (Page Six)

From Petr: Bless him.

not understanding one of the most on the nose movies about class war and being the starring role in it is honestly so beast mode https://t.co/wTiepBScOu

— pudding person (@JUNlPER) September 23, 2023

Robert De Niro will not be reprising his Taxi Driver role for Uber. (THR)

From Roxana: Ethical audio erotica app Quinn is set to launch a new spicy series with You actor Victoria Pedretti. Launching today as the first original Queer Quinn series, Compromised, is a “female spy-themed story based in present-day New York City,” the exclusive press release revealed. With episodes launching every week until the October 5 finale, audio erotic listeners will follow You’s most intense cast member, Pedretti, in the role of Andie Jones, “as she embarks on a mission to retrieve stolen data from an international criminal known as “The Collector.” Little does Jones know, the beautiful woman sitting in the bar window is about to compromise her already complicated mission. (Hypebae)

Michael Caine reacted to the idea of intimacy coordinators exactly as you expect a 90-year-old white, male actor to react. Grossly. (A.V. Club)

From Jen: In honor of Phil Hartman’s 75th birthday. (Cracked)

If David Goyer had his way, Jake Gyllenhaal would’ve been Batman in the Christopher Nolan movies. (Variety)

Which bookish accounts do you follow on Instagram? Cannonball Read’s account is a great place to look at books, sometimes with pets or on bookshelves (very relaxing). On Tuesday night, check out the stories for new releases. (Cannonball Read 15)

From Andrew: Happy Fall!

It's Fall Time in Tennessee! pic.twitter.com/pqt87VRYef

— “Big Nick” Lutsko (@NickLutsko) September 24, 2023