Britney Spears’ Memoir Is Flying off the Shelf

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | November 1, 2023 |

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | November 1, 2023 |

Britney Spears’ memoir has only been out for a week, but already, it’s sold over 1.1 million copies. On top of that, Britney is planning a sequel, which hopefully details all the frantic texts and phone calls she presumably got from Justin Timberlake. (Vulture)

The other day I said that I don’t think the whole SAG-AFTRA ban on Halloween costumes was worth getting worked up over or screaming “scab” at people about. Megan Fox dressed like a side character from Kill Bill is about as inconsequential as it gets. Bradley Cooper, however, took things to a whole other level. My man dressed as one of his own characters from a very recent movie. Bro. (Lainey Gossip)

Travis Kelce’s family is starting to have concerns about the Swifties, and understandably so. There’s probably a nest of them in the garage right now. (Celebitchy)

Newsmax is calling out Dr. Jill Biden’s cat costume for maybe having a Hitler mustache? Who the hell watches this channel? Oh right, morons who think Fox News is woke. (Wonkette)

From Tori: Alanis Morissette models for Gap with her family and you know what? The ’90s really are back! (Variety)

The 2023 Goop Holiday Gift Guide is here for all of your solid gold vibrator and $400 cheese needs. (Uproxx)

Get their asses, ScarJo. (A.V. Club)

From Steven: Well, that’s perfectly terrifying: 7’4” Wembanyama showed up to the Spurs game last night dressed as Slenderman. (Reddit)

The Mean Girls cast reunited for a Black Friday Walmart ad with the notable exception of Rachel McAdams, who presumably wanted to still look at herself in the mirror. (IndieWire)

For reasons no one in this article wants to interrogate even though this phenomenon existed before Elon Musk, being pro-Palestine is a ridiculously easy way to gain clout on Twitter, and right-wing hate-mongers are cashing in. (Rolling Stone)

Also, from Steven: Being an asshole is fun AND keeps me skinny?!? Boyd wouldn’t lie to me. (TikTok)

Fantastic world-building and great characters were llamareadsbooks’ reward for picking up Rebecca Schaeffer’s City of Nightmares. “Look, when the book’s blurb starts out with ‘ever since her sister became a man-eating spider,’ how in the world could I not pick up this book?” Which books stand out to you for their unique premise? (Cannonball Read 15)