Jonathan Majors Is Already Being Dropped From Ad Campaigns

As most of you have probably seen by now, Jonathan Majors was arrested for domestic assault on Saturday after allegedly choking and slapping his girlfriend. Majors’ team didn’t hesitate to blanket the media with statements that he’s “completely innocent” and claims that they have evidence that will exonerate him. However, the U.S Army didn’t hesitate either. Recruitment ads featuring Majors were quickly pulled following his arrest. Unfortunately, this situation is going to be a minefield, so all I’m going to say is the most important issue should be determining whether Majors is a domestic abuser, and if so, holding him accountable. Like Justin Roiland, this situation has opened up a wave of allegations on social media. What isn’t important is how this will affect Marvel. Don’t get me wrong, that discussion will come in due time — and God knows I’ll feed at that trough like the gossipy little pig I am — but for now, there are far more serious things happening than comic book movies. (Variety)

Selena Gomez slams bullies for sending death threats to Hailey Bieber in what is hopefully the final chapter in this story. (Lainey Gossip)

Jane Fonda is still waiting for an apology from JLo. (Dlisted)

Reese Witherspoon is single. (Celebitchy)

From James: The cops who invaded Afroman’s home and wrecked his property on a BS warrant are suing him for invasion of privacy. (WCPO)

Oh god, Harry Styles and Emily Ratajkowski is happening. Battle stations! (Page Six)

Elon Musk says Twitter is only worth $20 billion, which for the math challenged is less than half of what he paid for it in October. Truly, a self-own for the ages. (Rolling Stone)

From Steven: Lewis Capaldi talking about his new album: “Well, I’m not very good at anything else except for lovemaking, and until I can make a career in that…” (Reddit)

Hogwarts Legacy is already hemorrhaging players. Womp womp. (The Mary Sue)

From Claude: What happens if Kirby swallows a hot man? (Polygon)

Women’s History Month is drawing to a close and Cannonball Read wants to draw your attention to the diversity of books written by women and femmes of all gender identities. Whether you want to find a nonfiction book exploring why you can’t sleep, some lit fic to chew on, a thriller, a romance, or sci-fi, Cannonballers have reviewed it during March. Which authors have you read this month? (Cannonball Read 15)