Cue the Andrew Garfield and Florence Pugh Rumors

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | October 2, 2023 |

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | October 2, 2023 |

Andrew Garfield and Florence Pugh seem to be embracing how much the internet wants to see them together, but Lainey isn’t entirely buying it. (Lainey Gossip)

Patrick J. Adams is embarrassed he broke strike rules by posting Suits pics. (Celebitchy)

MAGA idiots are trying real hard to convince people that Jamaal Bowman’s fire alarm incident is more January 6 than January 6. (Wonkette)

Tori had exactly one reaction to the Silent Night trailer: “I want it.” (EW)

GOOP gave Brad Pitt’s skincare line her seal of approval, so just assume you have to somehow steam or jam it up one of your orifices. That’s the only thing that can mean. (Page Six)

John Oliver had a blast with Lauren Boebert’s Beetlejuice debacle. (Uproxx)

Paris Hilton is the new face of Twitter’s live shopping feature, which is a thing I didn’t even know existed and godspeed to anyone stupid enough to put their credit card information in it. You deserve what’s coming to you. (Jezebel)

Trump’s lawyer showed up to his fraud trial with a gaming laptop? (Kotaku)

Don’t ever send Issa Rae an edible arrangement. (The Cut)

The Marvels will be the shortest MCU movie yet. (Gizmodo)

Russell Brand is now facing a second police investigation. Good. (A.V. Club)

It’s Banned Books Week. Pulitzer Prize-winning author, Toni Morrison, is also one of the most frequently banned authors in the United States. Vel veeter considers Beloved her most powerful novel, “The novel is also near breathless and relentless in its narration, and so much spookier and ethereal than other Morrison novels, whose narrative voice is less hidden than it is here.” Do you have a favorite Morrison novel? (Cannonball Read 15)

From Andrew:

I’m wheezing laughing pic.twitter.com/6CcCheycd6

— Ever Bless (@bannedyoangel) October 1, 2023