Tory Lanez Got 10 Years for Shooting Megan Thee Stallion

Despite Iggy Azalea’s best effort, Tory Lanez has been sentenced to 10 years in prison for shooting Megan Thee Stallion. (Rolling Stone)

Bradley Cooper shows how it’s done by refusing to promote his passion project, Maestro, during the SAG-AFTRA strike. Take notes, Stephen Amell and Zachary Levi. (Lainey Gossip)

Miley Cyrus is becoming her mom, but in a sweet way. (Celebitchy)

Maybe aliens are biblical demons. Ever think of that? (Wonkette)

So remember how that quote went around where some studio exec reportedly said they hope people start losing their houses during the strike? Well, it’s happening to Billy Porter and he has some sh*t to say about it. (A.V. Club)

A Gizmodo editor is suing Apple for allegedly stealing from his Tetris book. (Variety)

Florida schools are banning Shakespeare now, of course. (Jezebel)

So, did not see this one coming. Joe Rogan not only loved Barbie, but he is absolutely flabbergasted by wieners like Bill Maher and Ben Shapiro bitching about it. (Uproxx)

Clearly nobody at Disney watched Westworld. (IndieWire)

How f*cking dumb is Donald Trump? I’m seriously asking. (Mediaite)

Secret Invasion, the six-episode equivalent of valium, cost way too much. (TVLine)

Are you looking for an epic YA fantasy inspired by Nigerian mythology? LB couldn’t put down Ehigbor Okosun’s Forged by Blood. “The political machinations really come to a head in the last quarter, but all the pieces have been moving since the beginning.” (Cannonball Read 15)

From Andrew:

Tits or ass? pic.twitter.com/fqyHSkIo81

— Dan Carney (@DanManCarney) August 7, 2023