What Is Gwyneth Paltrow Putting in Her Holes Now?

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | March 15, 2023 |

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | March 15, 2023 |

After a well-documented stint steaming her vagina, Gwyneth Paltrow would like everyone to know that she started putting ozone up her butt. Right hand to God, not even joking, the lady is gassing her rectum because, apparently, the ham-wallet steam was too indirect? Goop’s ways are not for us mere mortals to comprehend. Or take in the ass. (The Cut)

Florence Pugh and Andrew Garfield are making a movie together as the Internet Gods have demanded. (Lainey Gossip)

Thank you for… sharing, Diplo? (Dlisted)

Megan Fox apparently has eyes for Noah Centineo now. (Celebitchy)

From Jen: Does this mean Ryan Reynolds will stop doing commercials? (Variety)

John Cena wants everyone to know that despite, let’s see, all the sexual misconduct allegations, he still loves Vince McMahon. Bruh. (TVLine)

John Mulaney’s new Netflix special arrives next month. (The Wrap)

From James: Andrew Tate was denied bail for the fifth time. God, I love this song. (DW)

RIP, Willow. (Deadline)

Aaron Rodgers is literally working for Big Pharma by playing for the Jets. (Mediaite)

From Petr: I love this. A few years ago Randy Blythe from Lamb of God was stopped by security at their own gig, but instead of getting all “Don’t you know who I am?” he just appreciated her doing her job. Now, on their new tour, they’ve had a reunion! (Instagram)

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