Mark Zuckerberg Is Done With Elon Musk’s Bullsh*t

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | August 13, 2023 |

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | August 13, 2023 |

It takes a very special kind of dickbag to make Mark Zuckerberg look like the good guy, and yet, that’s exactly what Elon Musk has managed to pull off with this whole cage fight business. To Zuck’s credit, he’s been genuinely open to the whole thing from the start and completely transparent about how Elon is not. The situation reached a head this weekend when Elon suddenly announced he needs surgery, yet not badly enough that he can’t come to Zuck’s home and fight him in his kitchen or whatever. Understandably sick of this sh*t, Zuck announced he’s moving on with his life because “we can all agree Elon isn’t serious.” Where’s the lie? (The Verge)

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