Nintendo Is Finally Making a Live-Action Zelda Movie

After the massive success of The Super Mario Bros. Movie, Nintendo seemed to quickly get over its understandable reluctance to adapt its iconic characters after the debacle that was the Mario movie from the ’90s. If anything could give someone cold feet for almost 30 years, it was that thing. However, the conventional wisdom was that Nintendo would also go the animation route with a Legend of Zelda movie considering it worked so well with Mario. Well, surprise, Nintendo is not doing that. Instead, Zelda will get a live-action film, so go ahead and count me among the nerds who suddenly need a change of pants. I’m owning it. (The Verge)

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