Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez appear to be fine as the Daily Mail plays Photo Assumption from The Mother red carpet. Then again, these two are professional actors… (Lainey Gossip)

Hilary Duff follows the diet plan that Gwyneth Paltrow “got in trouble” for because it’s basically an eating disorder. You’re my one true love from the way back, Hilary, but you’re killing me here. (Dlisted)

How the hell is Nick Cannon making $100 million year? (Celebitchy)

Disney’s going to school Ron DeSantis about free speech. (Daily Beast)

Michael J. Fox thought Marty McFly almost banging his mom was weird, too. (A.V. Club)

Hell yeah, Charlize Theron throwing down for drag queens. Love to see it. (Variety)

Why would Nintendo release what might possibly be its greatest game on Mother’s Day weekend? I hope my copy comes with a free downloadable divorce attorney. (Kotaku)

So it looks like Shakira is just hanging out with a bunch of dudes while living her best life in Miami. We can all stop worrying she’s going to birth Siri II and usher forth The Two Trillion Year Reign of the Intergalactic House of Cruise Cakes. (Page Six)

Elon Musk claims he hired a new Twitter CEO. (Gizmodo)

Cillian Murphy’s Batman audition got him the Scarecrow role and a BFF. (Polygon)

Tiny_bookbot liked the way Shehan Karunatilaka swung for the fences in his 2022 Booker Prize-winning novel, The Seven Moons of Maali Almeida. “This is a fascinating sort of posthumous whodunnit, in many ways, while also being populated with a wildly sprawling cast of both the living and the dead.” Do you try to read the major literary award nominees?   (Cannonball Read 15)

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