Megan Fox Slams Right-Wing Clout-Chaser for Targeting Her Kids

If you don’t know who Robby Starbuck is, there’s really no need to ruin that blissful ignorance. The pertinent information is that he’s exactly the kind of right-wing sh*tbird who will target the gender identity of children to score social media points. Unfortunately, he picked Megan Fox’s kids as his target, and she put Starbuck right in his place. (Page Six)

Looks like Shakira picked Lewis Hamilton over Tom Cruise. Good call. (Lainey Gossip)

Tory Lanez allegedly tried to ambush Megan Thee Stallion on stage. (Dlisted)

Melania understands the terms of a contract. (Celebitchy)

From Ciara: I have a mutual friend with the PA in question and there’s a little exaggeration here - he didn’t write in a part specifically for her, he had her play the daughter of Fuches’ girlfriend, but still, great to see stories about good sets. (Twitter)

Kevin Federline denies telling a Daily Mail reporter that Britney Spears is on meth, and needless to say, her lawyer is not thrilled. (TMZ)

Hell yeah, Garth Brooks is making MAGA-heads explode. (Deadline)

And so is… Cracker Barrel? (The Mary Sue)

From Seth: Drew Carey, good egg. (Twitter)

Michael Shannon is, uh, really selling The Flash over here. (IndieWire)

There’s no way Lauren Boebert didn’t bang this dude. Just no way. (Jezebel)

Do you need a book where love doesn’t win? Jormis recommends Fay Weldon’s classic anti-romance. “The Life and Loves of a She Devil reminded me of Wuthering Heights in how cold and singular Ruth Patchett the protagonist is.” (Cannonball Read 15)