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Jack Black Won’t Pay for Twitter Blue (Chris Pratt Might!)

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | April 2, 2023 |

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | April 2, 2023 |


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The early buzz coming out of The Super Mario Bros. Movie is that Jack Black absolutely steals the show as Bowser, which makes sense because Jack Black rules and Chris Pratt is a milquetoast focus-group nard full of Jesus juice. Case in point: Both were asked about paying for Twitter Blue at the Mario premiere, and Black wasn’t having it. He literally dared Elon Musk to take his blue check away. Pratt, on the other hand, said he “cares deeply” about his followers and will do “whatever I have to do to stay a part of their lives because I respect their attention and I love to use it as an opportunity to talk to them when I’m doing movies and stuff.” Read: Somebody got their right-wing marching orders, and those orders say do not question Elon. (Variety)

Dream team Ali Wong and Steven Yeun debut their funny, dark, and cathartic new show, Beef. (Lainey Gossip)

Some Dutch weirdo donated so much sperm that he’s being sued for causing an “incest risk.” We are living in a Golden Age. (Dlisted)

Jenna Ortega isn’t a “walking billboard.” (Celebitchy)

From Claude: A pretty cool interview with Ernie Hudson about his long career. Always and forever, #JusticeForWinston. (Yahoo)

The Yellowstone PaleyFest panel did not go well. (Vulture)

Judy Blume comes out swinging against Florida’s book banning. (IndieWire)

David Lowery is directing a Star Wars: Skeleton Crew episode, too. (THR)

From Jen: RIP Wayans family patriarch Howell Wayans. (The Wrap)

Matt Damon now claims he only did that crypto ad for charity. (Gizmodo)

Taraji P. Henson as Janine’s mom on Abbott Elementary is great casting. (Deadline)

Anana loves Mosscap’s quest to find out what humans need in A Prayer for the Crown-Shy. “As Dex and Mosscap travel across the different ecosystems and villages, they discover that this question haunts them both in ways that neither could expect-but in true Becky Chambers fashion ultimately the characters are able to find comfort and joy in simple moments and emotional connections.” What would you recommend as a deeply comforting read? (Cannonball Read 15)

From Melissa: If you’re an NYC public school teacher and want to save your existing healthcare, sign this petition. (Sign Here)

From Andrew: John Cena entered Wrestlemania with several kids from the Make-A-Wish foundation cause he’s the best: