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Amber Heard Has Reportedly Quit Hollywood

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | May 4, 2023 |

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | May 4, 2023 |


Because Johnny Depp played a funny pirate from 2003 to 2007, he’s essentially been given a free pass to get blitzed out of his mind and beat women while leaving a text message paper trial of his crimes. The UK court system found him guilty of being a spousal abuser, but damn, if an American jury didn’t bend over backwards for ol’ Cap’n Jack. So with that in mind, who can honestly blame Amber Heard for quitting Hollywood and moving to Madrid? I sure don’t. I saw the gross number of celebrity a-holes who celebrated Johnny’s “win.” (Page Six)

Let the Taylor Swift and Matt Healy feeding frenzy begin. (Lainey Gossip)

Jenny Craig is going out of business. (Dlisted)

Kevin Costner was “blindsided” by his wife leaving him. (Celebitchy)

Karl Urban deserves better than this. (The Wrap)

The Russo Brothers were in early talks to direct Kevin Feige’s Star Wars film. I fully agree that their post-Marvel output has been bland, inexplicably successful mush, but this… this maybe could’ve been something. (Variety)

Is Xbox OK? They sound pretty depressed over there. (Kotaku)

There are layers to the 2016 election f*ck up that no one has even touched yet. (Esquire)

Edie Falco knows all about Pete Davidson’s BDE. (Daily Beast)

The writers’ strike sure is dunking on Jenna Ortega. (Uproxx)

And speaking of, mad props to Drew Barrymore. (PEOPLE)

May the Fourth be with you! Emmalita recommends Riley Silverman’s Exploring Tatooine: An Illustrated Guide for the library of any Star Wars loving family. “I’m not the fanniest of fans, but this let me engage in 46 years of world-building without becoming overwhelmed.” What’s your favorite part of the Star Wars universe? (Cannonball Read 15)