Taylor Swift and Matt Healy Broke Up Already

Normally, this is the part where I say something like, “Sorry for writing about Taylor Swift two nights in a row,” but here’s the thing: I’m not! This is a golden gift from the click gods, and I’m going to shamelessly milk it for all it’s worth. Anyway, Taylor and Matt Healy have reportedly ended their very short relationship, which raises questions about whether they were ever really dating in the first place. I’m thinking, yes, since he was seen at her shows. But clearly not seriously, because she cut bait after just one round of bad press. Meanwhile, off in the distance, Pete Davidson starts to glow as bright as the sun. The time is near. (TMZ)

Speaking of parasocial relationships, Olivia Munn has untagged John Mulaney on Instagram. Everybody freak out! (Lainey Gossip)

Bam Margera is finally on a 5150 hold. Definitely for the best. (Dlisted)

Natalie Portman’s PR Game is on point. (Celebitchy)

From Claude: A depressing window into one of the major forces in Republican politics today, and one of the main reasons Tesla still has a stranglehold on EVs: The National Automobile Dealers Association. (Slate)

Drew Barrymore is figuring it out live. (Vulture)

Nikki Haley has generously proposed that maybe we don’t execute women for getting an abortion. As a treat. (Jezebel)

Brian Cox’s ability to give zero f*cks is God-tier. (Deadline)

Vin Diesel is reportedly feuding with Jason Momoa now. (Uproxx)

Do not put in the newspaper that Mark Zuckerberg got knocked out. (Daily Beast)

So the bug was clearly an omen, right? I mean, c’mon. (Page Six)

Owlizabeth considers herself a chaos gremlin reader (no plan, multiple books at a time), but the writing comes before character and plot. “Of course, there are preferences but I think there’s very little more exciting than falling in love with a book you’d never have suspected.” Check out her interview and see who she’d have on her trivia team. What kind of reader are you? (Cannonball Read 15)

From Kayleigh:

This week’s cover, “The Look of Pride,” by @sasha_velour. #NewYorkerCovers https://t.co/AwatgPP5tB pic.twitter.com/AVf1AxpJIm

— The New Yorker (@NewYorker) June 5, 2023