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This Looks Like Another Great Feature, Tesla, Thanks!

By Petr Navovy | Miscellaneous | May 23, 2024 |

By Petr Navovy | Miscellaneous | May 23, 2024 |


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Ah, the unmatched genius of Elon Musk, a man whose inventions have truly revolutionized the way we inconvenience ourselves daily. A billionaire who bravely shows the world how unworthy of their billions he and his contemporaries truly are. The groundbreaking innovation of buying social media platforms to insult people you dislike. The revolutionary practice of enmeshing yourself with the military-industrial complex. The 4D chess mastery of relying on government tax breaks and siphoning off public money.

Clearly, Elon Musk is not just an inventor; he’s a visionary who has dedicated his life to reminding us that some minor problems or inconveniences can be made much worse with a high-tech ‘solution’. Bravo, Mr. Musk, for showing us that progress isn’t always synonymous with improvement (although credit where credit’s due, I suppose: my Twitter usage has gone from A Lot, to Basically Nothing, and my mental health does appreciate that!).

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