Of Course Elon Musk's April Fool's "Joke" Was Painfully Unfunny

By Andrew Sanford | Celebrity | April 1, 2024 |

By Andrew Sanford | Celebrity | April 1, 2024 |

April Fool’s Day is the holiday where unfunny people thrive. It’s an opportunity to lie, say horrible things, and pull pranks on others, all while passing off s****y behavior as “jokes.” They can then get attention for being a loser because people will think their lie is true, their behavior is too far, or their prank is unfunny. They can then claim, “It’s just a joke. April Fools!” It’s lazy and annoying, and anyone who likes it deserves the same descriptors.

Cue Elon Musk! Musk is the least funny person who thinks he’s funny on Earth, which is saying something. There is a whole swath of untalented, white, absentee fathers who would love to snatch the moniker of “least funny” from Musk’s hands (were they not frozen in a permanent and pathetic thumbs up). You can look no further than Musk’s initial tweet after buying Twitter, where he shared a video of himself bringing a sink into the offices because he is a hack on steroids (and loads of other drugs).

Well, the King Of Mediocrity and Killing Monkeys didn’t miss the opportunity to make an unfunny “joke” this year. April Fool’s Day rolled in, and Musk pounced like a Black Friday shopper. The man jumped on Twitter to ensure he fired off a funny as soon as possible. While reading it, you can feel his children being ignored. They were likely asleep when he tweeted, but you know he was napping all day to ensure he had the energy to blast off this banger of a boffola.

The tweet was as follows. “Excited to join @Disney as their Chief DEI Officer. Can’t wait to work with Bob Iger & Kathleen Kennedy to make their content MORE woke! Even the linguini.”

There it is! Are your sides splitting?! All the people infected with the woke mind virus are going to lose their minds at this precision zinger. Why have stand-up comics when people like Musk are dropping truth bombs like this all over the woke folks at Disney? The gloves are off, Mickey Mouse! Comedy is legal on Twitter again, and all shall feel the wrath of Earth’s favorite pasty, unfunny, hateful, ignorant, crybaby CEO.

(Pajiba uses images of Lee Pace in the header in lieu of Elon Musk photos for aesthetic reasons, with apologies to Lee Pace, who really does not deserve this.)