And Now For Today's Dose Of Abject Stupidity

Look, I have good grip strength. I do dead hangs in the gym. I love bouldering, and climbing things in general. Alex Honnold, maniac that he is, is a bit of a hero of my mine, in some very specific ways.

But this?

When life gives you a crane, hang in there… and enjoy a banana! ️
byu/howdoesitw0rk inSweatyPalms

Come on, man, why?

Why why why?