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In Honour of His 80th Birthday, We Take the Ultimate Poll: Which Harrison Ford is the Hottest Harrison Ford?

By Petr Knava | Miscellaneous | May 19, 2022 |

By Petr Knava | Miscellaneous | May 19, 2022 |


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Will there ever be another Movie Star like Harrison Ford? Almost certainly not. The combination of the industry context and media environment he became a star in, the succession of iconic roles he played, and the sheer gigawatt charisma that he was and is imbued with means that it’s pretty much a certainty that we will never see another of his kind again. I mean, who even knows what kind of film industry will even exist in the planetary conditions that we’re setting up to arrive in the next few decades and more. The point is: There’s only one Harrison Ford. Or, well, there is only one, but there’s also a multitude. So we are gathered here, in honour of his upcoming birthday—dude’s gonna turn 80 on July 13th—to answer the ultimate question: Which Harrison Ford is the best/hottest (delete as per your preferred framing) Harrison Ford?

Indiana Jones Ford
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Star Wars Ford
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Blade Runner Ford
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White tux Indiana Ford
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Chillaxing Ford
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Mosquito Coast Ford
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Scarf Ford
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Woodworking Ford
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Witness Ford
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Fugitive jumper Ford
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Jolly goatee Ford
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Domestic Ford
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US President Ford
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Moustache Ford
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This is in your hands. Will you accept the responsibility? Will you cast the ultimate vote? Or maybe spoil the ballot and say, ‘Hey, you idiot, you absolute moron, you dunderheaded buffoon—you left out this Ford!’ Either way it is now in your hands!

Which Harrison Ford is hottest Harrison Ford?
 
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Petr is a staff contributor. You can follow him on Twitter.



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